Kingston Stompers

Hailing from Kingston, Logan and having the ability to impress their feet suddenly on most surfaces, The Kingston Stompers have an immediate claim to the fame which rightly procedes them. When Jamie first appeared, he was just a single cell.

Then he grew up. His cell divided again and again until after twenty or so years later Jamie was fully formed. He learned how to play the guitar from the the wolf men of Inagua who had succled him as a babe and taught him the ways of the wild. They also taught him how to drink heavily, so Jamie became a great musical warrior with a stomach for alcohol and an ability to summon wolves to his aide if need be.

Meanwhile, other cells in other places had divided over the years. Rich's development as a street performer and buccaneer, holding up merchant ships on the seven seas with his scabbard and musket, taught him the most important lesson of all; how to divide the booty! Once his buccaneering days had passed, Rich was granted audience with King George top play the Harp in his royal court as Rich's name as a great peurveyor of music and entertainment had flamed the english countryside. So to the castle he trundled with a lady by the name of Sarah Lennox at his side.

The king grew enamoured with Lady Sarah and before long planned to have Rich executed. Rich escaped over the atlantic to Inagua where he met Jamie and his amazing talent that the wolf men had taught him. Together they journeyed to Kingston where they settled for a stompers life and the dream that one day they could be on MTV.